It's safer to spend lunch in the office

Erin and I went to Wendy's for lunch today. Our first lapse of judgment. But it's close by and we were starving. I ordered chicken nuggets, and Erin followed suit because she couldn't decide what she wanted. When all else fails, steal someone else's ideas, right? It could make you millions. Sadly, when we sat down to eat our chicken nuggets, they were pukingly unappetizing. When Erin took a bite, she pointed out that it looks just like tripe, as pictured below.


What is tripe, you ask? Cow stomach. Yes, cow stomach. As Erin said concerning tripe, "Can my stomach digest stomach?" The answer is no, Erin. No.