Austin: "I promise that when we have a real house you can have a huge greenhouse"
Me: "Well I don't need a HUGE greenhouse, just one big enough to grow some tomato plants"
Austin: "Yeah and poinsettas. And then at Christmas we can give them away to people we like, and we'll make the people we don't like buy them from us"
Me: "No we'll just give them to the people we don't like because they're poisonous"
Austin: "Yeah dry them out and make poisoned poinsetta tea"
Me: "Who do we really dislike enough to want to give poisioned tea to?"
Austin: thinks carefully for several seconds..."{name of current acquanitance that we cannot stand, but cannot be named on a public blog}"
Me: "Perrrrrfect"
3 comments:
I can't wait to plot revenge with my husband.
haha I forget how funny you two are!
Now are we all wondering: is it us? I won't be taking any tea, thank you :)
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