One of the not as advertised abilities of our doctors at my work is that they do "Facial Plastic Surgery". This includes rhinoplasty, eye lifts, etc. and...Botox. So Sara and I asked today if the doctor would order some in and inject us.
He said "Where do you need botox?!"
I smiled and pointed to the huge crevice that shows up on my left side whenever I do so, and said, "you can see this in all my pictures."
And he said, "That's a dimple. I'm not giving you botox."
I'll try again in a couple years.